If it wasn't obvious from my reaction, this run was very very good. Compared to my sum of best splits, I could technically save another 10 seconds from this, but it's very unrealistic since it involves only having a second in every level but one to save, and then still getting the gold split I got at the end. I'm very content with this record until something new is discovered.
I will be running this game at AGDQ 2017 too, so it'll be exciting to show off for that large of an audience.
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